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The current mood of aliwalidoodah at www.imood.com

September 12, 2004 - 11:16 am

Broadband at home!

Damn gold membership has run out again and I have lost my lemons. I can�t afford to renew it right now so I�m going to have to put up with this minimalist look for a wee while.

It�s been rather hectic this past month. My best mate from school, Cal, got married last weekend and I was bridesmaid. It was 27 degrees and not a cloud in the sky, the bride wore Suzanne Neville and I wore a dusky plum two piece dress and had my hair all tumbled up at the back of my head with flowers in it. As soon as I get my damn gold membership returned I shall post a picture.

She got married in a church in Kent not far from where we grew up. I haven�t been in a church in years so it was quite a daunting experience. The vicar had nose hair and sprouty grey eyebrows and looked like Ted Danson at the end of Three Man and a Little Lady. I didn�t trip over anything on the way down the isle though, nor did I tread on the bride�s train, which was all a great success in my book.

The evening party was a great success and we danced the night away whilst downing champagne and bottled beer. I did NOT feel at all well the following morning, must have got too much sun�ahem.

I also found time in the last few weeks to humiliate myself on the Underground. I was running to change from Central to District Line at Mile End station, I had my sun glasses hooked on the front of my shirt and they flew out and under the train and onto the tracks. They landed in a place where they wouldn�t get damaged by incoming and outgoing tubes but which was completely unreachable. I wouldn�t have cared but I bought them on honeymoon and they are really cool�man. So I went and found a station attendant and explained my situation, the station attendant laughed at me then radioed for a �London Underground Sticky Stick�. Two minutes later an office official came panting onto the station holding a long pole with parcel tape bundled in a huge sticky ball on top of it, it was like she was running into battle with an oversized match stick. We had to wait for a couple of trains to go past (during which time the station attendant regailed me with a story of the time a dog got on the tracks and they were convinced he was travelling from Barking to the Isle of Dogs�) then my sun glasses were prodded with the Sticky Stick �, which probably did them more damage then being flung onto the tracks in the first place, and were recovered. Hurrah!

I�ve had my hair cut! it�s been long forever and now�it�isn�t! It is well and truly funky-town-cool though. My hair rocks the world of mid-length styles! Woo yeah! You�ll have to take my word on it though, coz ya can�t see it.

Oh, Mr D and I have purchased a computer and installed Broadband at home - so now I am fully online and part of the technical age - which means I can update my diary as and when. I can update at 8am with a cup of tea before going to work if I like, or at midnight in my PJs with a (large) glass of wine. The possibilities! This is the first time we have had internet at home and the freedom is amazing! We were so excited on the first day that we sat down and decided to look up porn just because we could. After five minutes we discovered that looking up porn is really boring and went to hamster dance.com instead� Rock and ROLL!

Right, off to make some breakfast before tidying the flat and watching DVDs all day, lovely�

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